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Старый 26.11.2006, 20:39   #116
TRON
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IC:

leaps tall buildings in a single bound
is more powerful than a locomotive
is faster than a speeding bullet
walks on water
is GOD

ZC:

leaps short buildings in a single bound
is more powerful than a shunting engine
is faster than a speeding bullet
walks on water if the sea is calm
gives policy to God

RC:

leaps short buildings with a running start and favourable winds
is almost as powerful as a shunting engine
is just as fast as a speeding bullet
walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
talks with God

NC:

barely clears a fabricated hut
loses a tug of war with locomotive
can fire a speeding bullet
swims well
talks with God if special request is approved

HUB:

makes high marks on the wall when trying to clear tall buildings
is run over by locomotives
can sometimes handle a gun without hurting themselves
dog paddles
talks to animals

NODE:

runs into buildings
recognises locomotives 2 times out of 3
is not issued with ammunition
can stay afloat with a lifejacket
talks to walls

POINT:

falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings
says "look at the choo choo"
wets themselves with water pistol
plays in mudpuddles
mumbles to themselves

USER:

lifts buildings and walks under them
kicks locomotives off the tracks
catches speeding bullets in teeth and ears
walks on water if it is frozen
who the heck is GOD?
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